Promise Gangs

girly nites are mint dont slate them son!! anyways ur gonna come on a girly nite OUT whether u like it or not once we find sumwhere that does a kareoke nite!! me u bri n rissa will be able to do our duet hee hee!! xxx

I think I'm gonna start a tall gang! Now I'm the leader - all applicants must be at least six foot...no less I'm affraid!

discriminating against vertically challenged people r ya?.. cunt!!! :evil:



well maybe i'll start the 'under 6ft cyberkids doowacky club'


that'll show u hightower!!

Erm I'm not....

I aint talking to marissa till she learns to speak to me in a respectful a manner, if queen bossy britches hayley can speak to me in a respectful and civil tone then crabby knickers marissa can!

she's getting right on my alan wick...

But I'm more than happy to go out on a lads night out and do kareoke with u n bri

YOu can start your under 5foot club more like!

You'll have to be in a gang on Friday, otherwise the charvas will get you. Looks like you'll have to be an honourary 'has been' and stand under 'our' stairs with us.

thats a bit below the belt... cunt!!!

mind u most of promise are under ur belt height....




nah its 6ft.. honest.. the cyber spikes hairdoo make up the few inches! /\/\/\/\/\

oooo dear ya'z havent had an argument hav ya'z im sure she'll only hav bin messin on did all this happen last nite afta i went...?!?! i'll report back with the details of the kareoke nite at a later date cos i have nooo idea where does kareoke round here!! xxx

Lol ok...the below 5'5 gang...feel better?

ur goin down tree-man!.. faster than ur mum in her last movie!!! :evil:

Scooby Gang is shit!

The name I mean, we aint no gang, just a group of like-minded ppl

Anyone can join in if you fulfill these criteria...

1. No making friends embarrased in front of Promise djs

2. No skanking

3. No bringing back random strangers on a Sat pm when i'm just getting out of bed to do dodgy shit with...

4. No borrowing money and never paying it back

5. No eating/drinking all my scran and never replacing any

Jeff, if you defect to the 'cool' gang I won't be happy

Sorry Glitter, you're out

Smartie, if you think you're bunch of gimpy loser sexually ambivilent try-hards are cool then you are wrong

yeah after u left she propper pissed me off, I aint speakin 2 her now - she was ded disrespectful... thought she was a friend

Right...prepare for battle! This Fri - my gang is soooooo taking yours apart! :evil:

smarte u tool i have been to crasher about 3 times and always hated it!

sort out your defintions please!!

bring it on skanky bitch!!!...


ive got one problem tho... im the onlee gang member..


who else wants in

its ded ded gud!!.. honest... bracelets for all n stuff.

is this another case of u winding me up again..??!! im sure she'll only hav bin messin on hun whateva was said,me hasnt spoken to her yet 2day....
everyone spends their lives winding each other up a the mo so im sure she wont hav meant it funny...??!!
dont worry bout it hun!! xxx

Sorry Kid...you don't meet the standards!

u soppy tart typin that fake quote in..... revenge is mine!!! :evil:

Additional Scooby Gang Criteria:

1. You went to the Glitter Angel/SeniorChem school of dance

2. If your male ur gf is @least 10 yrs younger than you (And usually underage), if ur female ur sugar daddy has more wrinkles than friends (and ur under 18)

3. You stalk/terrorise which ever promise dj/promoter u lure back to your manor.

4. You listen to techno *snigger* *snigger* *snigger*

5. In your room you have @least 1 shrine dedicated to the Scooby God Lee Foster, you also attend regular sermons given by the high priest of Fosterism - Diamond Phil

6. Your demigod is Lee Roberts - the high priestess Rozza Jayne.

7. You've slept with my monkey for a ride in his plane/car.

learn to read flowerpot jane notice the "sundis" - jees for an intellectual u sure can be dumb