Pornmags in the Park

Genius

Phone her now and tell her that you do.

She knows I do- she caught me reading her diary

My mate did the whole porn on the pc thing.

I was getting ready to go out so told my mate to log my computer off...

but firstly he saved a pic of monstercocks.com as my background. Then when my mam logged on to read her emails all she saw was a foot long wanger!

bastards

I feel like I'm connecting with the other male board members here. Everything said here is so fucking true hahaha

Me Mam knows I've got a shoe box full of porn, she's never said anything but me stepdad has a few times. I'm not arsed now but when I was about 18 I got slightly embarrassed.

When I left for Uni, I left loads of old ones mixed in amongst old Mixmag and Muzik magazines.

My brother used to update me on where my dad put them after his sly readings of them

I've left many porn dvds out and when I get home from work I find that they're all neatly stacked on top of my dvd player. Bless her!

Ahh, you can't beat the naivety of your Mum can you?

My dad left his out next to the TV for about a month

'Beverly Hills Cop' said the box...my, I knew differently

Beverly hills cock?

Ha ha, it wouldn't of been as bad if that was the case.

It was a film of filth cunningly disguised as BHC.

Aye, me brother had one cunningly disguised as 'Stop or my Mom will shoot'.

Come to think of it ive been busted a few times.

Sister borrowed dvd player from my room, Ontop of it at the time was a dvd called "Maximum Perversion - Fist" and inside was "Brown Eye for the Straight Guy"

hahaha

isn't it great that the users of this message board love to rip each other to bits, but we can all become one under the power of a good old fashioned wank

Perhaps we have discovered the previously elusive solution to the Middle East conflicts

"just stroke the stress away brother"