Pmt

excuse me, i dont think a thump in the knackers quite compares to having cramp, FOR ONE FULL WEEK...EVERY MONTH!!!!!!!!! :evil:

If men had to go through the stuff we went through theyd be in the corner in tears, begging for some pain killers, and for a woman to heat the a hot water bottle up....you's just dont have a clue!!!!!

old faithful

shadup whinging and get in the kitchen

whats the word I'm looking for ..............UNLUCKY

your pushing it sweetie...

yeh u can't cook can you.. lot of good your gonna be

I can't think of anything comparible to a shot in the pills... the way it goes is... you have the kids and it hurts. But we bounce the kids on our knees and they always manage to land a kick in the spuds... its a vicious circle innit

i get dead annoyed by it, all my close mates are lads, and all i get is "stop whinging...it cant be that bad...." erm, no, it is that bad!!

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pah

thats because you've never had to put up with a week of cramp....and remember its not just one week, its one week every month, until we are like 50 or something....do you know how many hours of pain that is....??

i can cook....i just wont do it for you

Being kicked in the stots is bad, getting a football to the stotts is even worse

Don't even go there. NOT very funny at all!!
Still trying to clean the blood off the bedroom ceiling!!

Nasty

Makes ya careful in the future tho + improves ya thrusts!

She spat the dummy like?

martin i never want to hear about you "thrusting" again

Nowt wrong with my thrusts mate. She just got a bit carried away if you know what I mean.

teeth??

she suffers really bad poor thing.

she's still coming up though, she'll be ok when she gets here :chill: