.::Pig Love::.

One of me best mate's once pulled a lass in spain when he was wrecked, he thought she was lush so he bought her drinks all night, took her back to his hotel room & humped her senceless. He previously got her number just after he met her & the next day, whilst sitting on the beach with us lot he decides to ring her & asks her to meet up with us. An hour later she does...you should of seen the look on his face! He loked like he just beefed his mother! She was fucking huge, hideously spotty, voice like Pat butcher & walked tilted due to the fact she only had 3 ribs on one side!!!What a mess! He's still to this day never lived it down, to make it worse we forced him to get a picture with her! It's still on our walls to remind him of it. Every.single.day

walked tilted due to the fact she only had 3 ribs on one side!!!



christ it just gets worse for you lot !

Fucking sure mate!

Yeah, he the porked pig in the restaurant bit. Happened on a Saturday night to, so few hours later he would of had to serve an old granny her sunday dinner in the very spot!!!

Landlord was a bit of a boy, always had lock-ins.




^^thats what prompted me to say that.

You boys.

Kissing behind the ear and a coating of baby oil never goes amiss.

And no changing lanes - it's very unhygenic for the lady concerned.

3 ribs lmfao, sounds like a right beauty

You should of seen the picture of her man! Shes a right wonkey donkey! in fact i'll see me marra tonight & bluetooth the picture to me phone then i'll transfer it on here eye!? Watch this space

Any more stories people? That includes the ladies aswell, have any of you pulled a porker?

some of these stories as for pulling a porker, can't say i have :angel2:

Have you ever pulled a utter vile mutant male while being wankered then?

nope, i dont do one-night stands. as for snogging mingers, cant really think of any, maybe when i was 15

Snap. I kissed alot of horrors when i was a young worthog, all practice for when your older i was told!

I think some of the lads on here are beyond help when it comes to showing a woman a good time.

:lecture: Like we give a fuck!:laugh:

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