Pet Hates

People who spit

people with annoying ringtones on buses or the metro.

Nah hes just built like chris spence! Fully broad and muscley! If he tried to bully me I would bite him

that'll be me, I've got Roxette vs Dancing DJ's at the minute what a tune

Girls (99% of the time are charvas) that make an effort to look 'hard' by tilting their shoulders from side to side as they walk whilst wearing an 8 year old football shirt kinda piss me off and make me wonder what life is all about

sluts who call me 'babe' make my skin crawl...

rar jess the little minx

ew thats my bro you sicko

all you seem to say to my banter these days is eww, I'm I disgusting you jessica

People who try too hard to be cool.

Lasses with absolutely no class at all, namely a lass i work with who is fat & ugly and thinks she's kate moss. She comes out with some vile things like boasting about shagging people in toilets down the Bigg market and shouting out that she must go for a piss in front of everyone :sick:

tune

im ashamed for you for having that tho. Mines 'Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl' at the moment

its so good though

*sings*

everytime I see you, oh I try to hide away

but when meet it seems I can't let go, can't let go.

People who move to this country and make no effort to learn the language

its catchy like, all the fit birds in the bar love it

Bog trolls :evil: More the fact that they hassle you whenever you go for a piss and expect you to pay them for standing there watching you everytime.

all i'd have to do is pull my phone out and they'd all come running

What a quality name for them

*changes ringtone*

Men who think they can actually touch your arse or speak to you in a vile manner when your out? I don't hesitate in telling them to not dare bother touching me ever ever again the hideous sweaty pigs

Large ladies that wear skinny ladies clothes... no need.

Yeah it's not cool if that happens.