Penis size!!!!

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  1. Double_Beats

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    just say as long as my toe's curl im not botherd

    double_beats
  2. Lionel Richie

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    Sorry but whats that mean??

    ive thought of wat i could say but i aint got an excuse aprt from his 10 inch must have been about and "well yeah at least i dont carry AIDS" :confused:
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    if this bloke has been "a carrier" then get her to the clap clinic - isnt there one in town ??

    when i said ya toes curl it means shooting ya whack - looks like its an uphill struggle for you after a pythons been there

    double_beats
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    no he wasnt i could just say it out of spite. Python sounds more like Osama airlines (jumbo jet):spangled: :spangled:
  5. Double_Beats

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    just go do what ya can - if she's telling ya things like that ya wanna be telling her to not expect miracles

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    double_beats
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    yeah ill just tell her im Moses and im going 2 part her lips like the red sea!!
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    Re: Re: Re: Penis size!!!!

    quote:
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    Originally posted by Doggie


    Why would your g/f tell u that, knowing full well there arent many people blessed with 10 inches...
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    Is it not cos she thinks your a dick?
    :)
  8. Lionel Richie

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Penis size!!!!

    well i dont think she would ask me out if she thought i was a dick.
    dont bring your past life in to my thread;)
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    Uv had bigger eh:p :p
  10. Doggie

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    aye from ur mum:D
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    i wasnt aware u had a missus? :eek: since wen?????
    and u look like a porn star... :rolleyes: what porn hav u been watchin :lol:
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    nah he looks like george michael man :D
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    I know what he looks like man! he is me LITTLE chum..... dinna were the porn star thing has cum from like!
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    Re: Penis size!!!!

    Measure it??? :confused:
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    Shea son, you really really do start some crap threads!
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    :lol:
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    AGREEMENT THERE LIKE, SHEA- WTF?!! :(
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    Animal Farm :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    if u get it out an she says "who you gonna satisfy with that?"
    simply reply,

    "me"

    ;)
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    LMFAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

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