One Big Break In

get natalie to distract the security people with her lovely huge boobies

why dont you just pay £150 on ebay for some tickets..it aint that much for a free party

i cant believe all the arseholes who have went to the ticket office to get 2 free tickets knowing they were gonna flog em on ebay.

thousands will miss out cos of that, and they havent got £100 + to spend on somet that was menna be free in the first place

there's ton's of the skeemin' bastards on ebay now!'s

exacto.

that'll work.... i have a spare mini bus in the house anyone can borrow

stuff ya jacket full of straw and tie a broom handle horizontaly across ya arms and shoulders.

Find a central location in field.

And stand...........

And wait.........

i might use my "don't u know who i am, i'm Chris Moyles" trick like i used at the 'love boat' for the abandoned love parade... admittedly it got mi chucked off last time.. but it worked for a while... kinda...

iv completed a recon yesterday and it didnt look good. they have a 10 foot solid metal fence like they type they used at glasto, there is no chance of getting in.


The main tent is fucking huge tho.... as big as any main festivals.

Isn't looking good my friend!!

Could we not dig under

Have you's been filling things in to win tickets?? Ive done it on the Radio 1 site and on this one. Fingers crossed!

How about parachute in? or hang glide? Or we could sellotape you to a kite and hope its a windy day the cheaper option!

Fuckin mint idea Paraglide off the monument

ok, in the dead of night, we need to sneak down, with full backup support unit, a circular saw, a lock/handle, possibly wire cutters, and some rubber tubing.

someone handy needs to cut a straight-door shaped thing out of the side of the metal fence, affix some rubber tubing around the edge, to assure no clanging metal sound is made when the door is opened and closed, attach a lock/handle, get down to the shoe heelers and sort out about 20x keys for the lock, and everyone wear a black top, and carry record bags with us. (with our normal clothes)

we need the door and ourselves to look very professional. otherwise plan - el fuckedo.

mint thread like





ps, ill bring some twisty cheesestrings if you include me-i promise!

Mint thread had me in creases think i will just walk through the gate but if ya want sum army advice yas are fucked

Right me and my camera went out to do some detective work for those who are going to do this break in....

this is the wall you's are faced with.

Was only the green fence when i was up there done sum work

Veiw from HQ