OK all you oldies who's the

Re: Re: OK all you oldies who's the

I was thinking that.

Sassy Sarah MARRY ME.

After me you are the funniest fuck on the board... unfortunatly they're right u don't share my good looks

listen to you!

ya friggin SLEEEEEEEZE!!!!!

very smooth move joe.
she'll be yours soon after that line

if she was 10 years older she'd be my perfect bitch I could just sit there and argue for weeks

Sassy Sarah ='s well 'ard

but she aint....

that mean i cna 'av 'er ?

me fones fixed btw so a wont kill u

wat happened someone said I burried ur phone in a whole or summit?1?!?!?

Woke up the next morning and my fingers looked and felt like sausages... they were burnt to fuck, which twat left me alone to barbeque my fingers in that state?

I remember eating an almost raw sausage covered in sand

not clever.

that story has got caught up in a canny bit of chinese whispers!!!!

nah went like this...

Joe: "Bri, ya fone is ere and ringin"
Bri "pass it over plz...DOOOOOOOOOOONT THROW IT!!!"
Joe: hmm wot the hell "ere...catch!"
Bri: jumps for it but cant get to it

so fell in sand n sand got stuck in screen so stopped workin :S

a cleaned it tho and works now tho

hahah aye u fairly burned ya fingers like - shud av used buns like me

yeah av been off wrk - ill - food poisinin most likely

raw chicken - sand - naaaaaaaa!

lol so thats why u skived whitley bay... had some belter orange juice... u missed out.

I have very little memory of the beach, just remember staggering across sand dunes trying to get to the taxi

Sasha's boyfriend is called Ian Laverick, he used to present Galaxy on a sat and i sun i think (correct me if im wrong Sash)

I know my photo's don't do me justice - just ask my darling nasser baby, I'm a lot prettier aint I

And maybe Amy is prettier, I got a lot more attention than she did though. Maybe she's butcher than me. I dunno?

Put up your photo, then comment.

I'm not chubby ya cheeky shite thats just a bad photo, If I was so ugly I wouldn't have all these nackers slavering over me when I joined.

And make up yer mind ya dumb fuck 1 minute I'm a wind up the next minute you know me. Trust me mate yer divint na me - I don't hang around with dumb fucks like you.

How could promise be so nice and the board so wrong.

ick!

oh go pop ur pimples spotty!

Actually you would - we're all sleazy

You been to Promise before Sarah?

I went on friday for dave pearce thought it was belter, every1 was ded canny.

not like here

To be fair, this board is a lot friendlier than many other boards and I think it reflects Promise as a whole. Everyone I know gets on fine and we have a laugh on here then we see each other in real life and do the same. Yes, we have our bad moments but who doesn't? Overall, I find this board to be friendly as anything.

And you complain that people dont like you. Stupid bint!

You reckon youve seen my pic, so you would know that Im not butch at all unless youre blind aswell as dumb

fighting a losing battle amy

she is beyond help this one!