Oh dear god ..........

:laugh: :rofl: Genius!!! you wouldn't know what had hit you....i mean you would when you turned round and saw a great bit orange hand slpat on your arse. Terrible i bet once you've been tangoed it never leaves you and you're haunted for life!

More like a 10 to 2 effort. Grab what you can and switch the lights off

were you at the last chance ranch we were telling you about marky??!!

You couldnt get enough you silly boy

well the thing is i reckon she's had it by the clip of her!!! not being nasty but the orange face, suprised expression and the shocked lack of oxyen to the lungs look???? she knows she's been tango'd!!

Unlucky theres no hope left then. It's with her for life!

do you reckon they have a tango annomynos centre for those in turmoil???

Yeah that'd be right

Well yes as a matter of fact you donut

10 to 2 in the afternoon at your flat doesnt quite have the same stigma as 10 to 2 when the clubs closing

considering i couldn't shake you off. You were like a dog on heat trying to fuck my leg

I'm not sure. Maybe she could start one, don't think i could take a place like that seriously...I'd jsu want to go and have a laugh at the distressed orange bodies!

You're mistaking my over need for cuddles for wanting sex :tut:

i've just found it, it's called kwiktan!

Hannah and Mark - Get a room!

I used to have a pony called Tango I miss him

was the lipstick out like?!?!

think thats a common mistake amongst males!

Hannah 'cuddle fiend' Wild I cuddles, if you're there Im going to try & cuddle you to death - deal with it

yep,totally get it!my new boyf doesn't seem to understand the cuddle need i have, its the crazy look he gives me when i just fling myself onto him for no reason other than an overwhelming urge for a hug!