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Cummon man I dot know how you have the neck!! Pic's of people smearing sit on themselves, if your gunna try & rinse me your guna have to start at home where the shit crack (literally) starts. You made me think with your 1st post if I was honest, then I seen that today & you totally let yourself down.

I was contmplating calling you but thought id consult you 1st. Im looking for something mid 90's, fairly hard & something that would hit home?

oh dear

you dirty fucker tom

LMFAO

Ha ha, I might've known the underage girl talk would drag him out of the woodwork..

Tommy- how is MM?

That picture brings back memorys and gives me nightmares at the same time.

All 3 of us were on the floor laughing for hours. How he never flinched is a miracle.

Cos someone spiked him man.

you'll be like that on saturday

Or maybe he just went a bit ott on the garys and beer?

sorry I was just working out my halloween costume for tomorrow.. I thought about..



although this one is far scarier..

Me? I can actually controll myself when im goosed.

You cant.

It's posts like that that confirm why we are mates.

haha the second one would be better if you were still in liverpool. i'd do a shipman costume, the guy is serial killer royalty

How about dyslexic...oh no...wait..shit...thats you.

A mate at work went out last year for xmas in fancy dress.He got some kind of 70's outfit and thought it was a bit bland so decided to take out a hammer and screwdriver to complete the ensemble.

Peter Sutcliffe, Yorkshires finest taxi driver.

Genius

Who was it who went to The Boat on the quayside in fancy dress as a sailor, but thought that he'd spice up the costume a bit by sticking on a false tash and sellotaping slices of wafer thin ham to his face. Then when asked by the bouncer who he was meant to be, he replied, "Simon Weston".
I don't think he was let on the boat in the end.

I remember you telling me about this.