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whor like ye neah soond canny nice like

ye neah see us wi a sig like

never met him mate but from the smashing window incident he sounds a right numpty TBH

maybe you two should hook up and go for a pint, it'll be mint crack

or a swab down the japs

dont drink i find it interfers with the ket too much

felt like a cactus was growing in me cock

a neccesary evil

never mind then eh! you still not got over the whole santa dont exsist thing yet and your takin it out on the world, dont worry i'm here when you need to talk man seriously

fuckin ouch !!!

double twist into a full double dip

dr "does it hurt when you piss"

me "no"

dr "(under muttered breath) will do now"

i turned away! i kept thinknig about it for weeks after and it made me feel sick. it was nice when she was checking me balls like

So if i want my balls tickled off some wifey all i have to do is goto the doctors and tell them to stick a cotton bud down my hoo hoo dilly?

Sweet

So after a bit of pain and discomfort i can shout 'come on tickle me balls mrs patterson'

i'd rather not get me balls touched for the rest of me life aslong as i dont have to go through the swab test again

Yeah it sounds a bit raw

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Stay off the vindaloos then