My works in the Paper!

gutted. i used to work at the northallerton office. looks like i chose the wrong office!

i know! fucking breakdancing comps! i neet to find a new firm back to school in september, dunno if im excited or not

you should hear the managers, im sure theres gonna be a couple of heart attacks by the end of the day.

their trying to say none of us will get jobs any where else coz businesses will think we're all naked drug taking knob'eds who jump off furniture.

I haven't been sacked yet, they're too busy worring about all this

Why would you be sacked? surely they can't sack all their staff when you still aint paid all the SPS claims....

They're downsizing newcastle any way. they might just shut down our building.

oooh. what a shame.

They wont like, its just scare tactics.

you's are thou

Well its on bbc news now and the national farmers union have it on their website, its gonna be on the news tonight as well LOL.

An horrific new craze of vomiting in cups and leaving them to fester in cupboards until they are discovered through the horrendous smell.

they're all temps anyway. as if they care if they get sacked!

i got away with loads when i worked for the rpa, they just don't seem to care!

worst i saw was a starry eyed work mate drinking tequila on a sunday an getting paid £12hr+ for it...

job satisfaction drinking tequila and shagging in the bogs

I WANT A FORM

i was in stiches last night when it was being reported on 'Look North'

£16 / hour and £20 incentive for working over 4 hours. Class!


Im gonna get sacked for skiving btw, not for allowing my boobs to run free

i bet you were wearin that sexy little thing u have that covers the nipple area only

thanks for saturday btw i had a nice time xxxx

that things dangerous!

i had a good night too, sorry i didn't say good bye propperly, i was a bit hungover!

we were lowley temps tho so didn't get half the money perks!

no1 works there anyway, the perms are worse than the temps!!

it sounds like a anything goes version of fun house