My mates

yeah well this day is shit!

depending on whats the crack i may come for an hour or 2

coz i hav 2 go 2 me m8 joe and suzans fancey dress engagment party then getting abducted from there and taken 2 detox!

cunts!!!!

lee ya nah for a fact im not sleazy, i do it on the internet and ive only done it recently. I was sleazy at marcs but that was defo a joke and you know it. Im shy as fuck

lee, it was always between you and gibson who was the worst sleaze. hes worse like

remember when you shagged that 30 yr old horror who had the shits and you were sticking ya finger up her arse? . we walked in on you at it and the lass stank like something ive never quite smelled before, it was foul. Then 30mins later you were downstairs tonguing some other 30 yr old woman who had a husband and a kid at home

and im the sleazy one

I feel sick

thats minging!!!

LMAO, he makes it sound worse than it was

lee, its worse than it sounds more like! She was 4 foot and had skin like a raisin off too much sunbed bashing. Her mates told us later on that she had had the shits all day. Her minge stuck to high heaven and i cant imagine your fingers smelling nice after hoying them up her bumhole

in my defence i did drink a big bottle of gin quite quickly. i still get flashbacks

you drank quite a bit but not a full bottle, its cos you never used to eat anything

Dont be ashamed, im sure she wasnt

well we know she was loving me, i was gutted

bollocks, you were loving it at the time

i wasnt conscious for most of it

yeah reet, so you can produce pelvic thrusts like i seen when you're asleep can you?

thats only when you walked in, the rest i was out cold

so what you're saying is she raped you?

report her

i know dunno how i did it, im not proud of myself, infact i really really wish i never did it.

i think i broke a seal

ive upped my standards since then, id rather cast one off from the wrist, than cast me line into somet i wouldnt fuck sober

Lee you've plumeted in my expectations