Mumps

havent seen that film for fookin yrs!

ooooh shit!! i had mumps not long ago and i woke up lookin like the elephant man!!

the most painful two weeks of my life 2 be honest! u cud ov had it 4 ages tho i think as it stays dormant in ur system 4 a while then it comes at ya!! lol

i wouldnt wish it on anyone..but i dont like u so its all gud!!



neh man

aaar iii and it makes ur balls swell up!

mine were like a mini meteorite...nasty like!

god help u rach!!!

PMSL

Luckily I dont have balls Damo, so that shouldnt bother me! Im totally paranoid now cos I have flu symptoms and I dunno if Ive just got a cold or if its leading to mumps Im panicking cos I cant afford two weeks off work! That would half my wage :cry2:

Can you not get SSP, its only 90quid a week but its something atleast

Aye Id have to, but still, no where near enuf Total bummer so Im hoping to death that I dont get it

Just go to work with mumps and let them all catch it, that'll make them start thinking about paying you sick pay.

It's totally wrong that an employer doesn't give any sick pay, you're not self employed ffs.

I think DJ's getting german measles I had mumps last year, was worst thing ever hope you dont get it, wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

im getting over my man flu from the other month

They're the worst kind, Nazi measles!

Apparently they're even worse if you're Jewish. :spangled:

ha ha ha yeah only one way 2 cure it and its in these special holiday get well soon camps outside of the citys, and a train takes u there

Youre not making me feel better Zoe I'll kick off like. Its not fair if Ive caught it at work!! :evil:

And measles sucks! I nearly died when I woke up with them

Jimi :tut:

what

Sorry

Zoe? Who's DJ? Is that you're sons initials? david james or something?:spangled:

David Joshua

Does he always hide under tables? Totally cute tbh

*edit* love the name Joshua too