Mothers Day

I love my Mum shes ace

as usual i leave things till the last minute

the best think i could give my mam is my resignation, theyre after my bedroom

card & flowers

tight cunts

i dunno what my mum wants as shes is the worst person in the world to buy for

probably give her money

give her that present you bought for laura last year but didnt get round to giving it to her! its even wrapped up

How am I tight? Me mam knows I love her and that's all she needs.

besides,

Flowers will die.
Chocolates will get her fatter.
Perfume - she never even gans out.

go for a waga's

have a drink then an argument

go home on me own

A card.

Shes gone to my Sisters for a month to help look after my Nephew & Neice as theres nobody to look after them whilst my sister & bro in law are at work as their mother in law normally does it and is in hospital so i wont see my mum till the end of the month so she'll get something then.

Im just going to take her for a meal and a drink on saturday and spend a bit time with her. Doing it on saturday for two reasons... 1) It wont be as busy as on sunday, 2) My appetite will be non-existant on sunday.

Are you dating ya mam?

lmfao capital idea old bean

"Mam, a nah you've always loved family guy, so I've bought you the Christmas special. Don't thank me, c ya later"

you know he will an all!! i mite nip along the new road and grab a handfull of them new flowers the council have just knocked in

I didnt have a clue what to get her.

Went to asda yesterday and got her some flowers, which she loved and ive got her a photo frame and a book which she dosent know about and im going to call over on sunday morning and suprise her with. Going to put a photo in the frame not just give her the frame lol.

havent spent much problies around a tenner as skint, but atleast i know she will love all the pressies

Why bother when theres a cemetary over the road from you.