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dont worry i've been watchin uktv foods and ainsley has shown me the way

oh well i look forward to sampling it

from what i seen it's quite easy but we might need adult supervision

i can supervise!

ahhh but are you a fully qualified toast technition though y'know health n safety an all that

well i have h+s certificates does that count

s'pose it'll do if the health inspector comes round i'll just blame you is that allright ?

no way! id blame you

your the one whose an insurance advisor

but that dont qualify me to atempt to toast bread dose it its all about risk assessment and i think its a no hoper

your forgetting the method statement






















Random

is the new colour of an ethnic minority ( i hope this keeps the PC cru happy )

lol i think it will! if not then WGAF

binny but its all good yknow ?

aye it is!!!

why do i keep saying aye

your from the north east and thats what you lot say my nan's from peterlee and she's murder for it i swear i've known the woman all my life but can i understand a word she say's can i fook

ive lost count the number of times i said it this week

Your nans a mackem

i thought a mackem was from sunderland ???

no offence but you all sound geordie to me

Peterlee is Sunderland way they have the SR postcode 'i think'

im loosing my Geordie accent

peterlee is county durham aint it ?

So it is