moi

is it half five yet ?????? me wanna go home

jan sack me for the day pewwweese

If you worked at my place i would sack you!

Im an authoritive figure around here


I want to go home to

which mine or your's dont worry i'll have your tea ready for when you get in

:tut: Nill funny.

my own!! i have flyers to collect tonight

Maybe next time eh

sowwy

boooooooooooo rain cheque then

matter of opinion lad

its check

Get back in the Kitchen will you

fuckin owned or what




yes ma'am *in a sheepish voice*

Most men belong in the Kitchen

listen i love the kitchen i spend a lot of time in mine you die for my cookin









e-coli on toast

narhh kiddin aside i'm a great cook

im not a bad cook - when i actually dont burn things

well we could cook together like we could sort of even things out and make us avarage

suits me! it has to be decent stuff though none of that organic malacrchy

bollocks to that can you get organic pot noodles now ????

i dont know! not a fan of pot noodles

ha ha ha looks like we're on toast then eh!

had to be the hardest thing to cook

dont worry i've been watchin uktv foods and ainsley has shown me the way