mmmmm......

someone should stick a bomb up your arse and bomb you into the next century

you just need a time bomb

ffs man, you'd expect them to be able to sniff a fishing trip from miles away but alas they still fall for the bait

aye, you'd think with all their worldly knowledge tho that they'd know when they were being baited!

ive seen badgers who hold out more than these

bond the morra sunshine

have you noticed on this years children in need theres alot more northern kids on??? bout time they got a mention

fpmsl @ this thread are some people really this stupid :clap: :clap: to alex for throwing in the sausage and then standing back to watch the dog fight

id give it a miss like

if thats the only way you can get some kind of `comical reaction' then you need to go back to the drawing board...its hardly Oscar Wilde/Terry Giliam standard is it? You really need to sort your act out..if youre not stalking girls youre spouting NF bollocks like that...not really signs of a balanced individual

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ha ha ha ha ha loving it


and what N.F stuff was he spouting?

thats what i mean, u didnt even say anything and he is saying u did i just want 2 see sum evidence

you got me there! and the Oscar Wilde comment was aimed at your "Humour", not your writing ability...idiot

Is your brain so small that you could only say something like that to get "a rise"? Great stuff

stephen hawkings heads tiny and mishapen, if we went off his rule of thumb he'd be a total spastic...

wee's this mitchell character like? have you pissed in his pillows or somet?

LMFAO he can talk ive heard he likes his prey barely out of the school gates or is that senior chem si.... see how rumours start

shitting it ..ive edited my post as it was a bit offside so i suggest you do the same to the quote before the News Of The World reads it

The only grooming going on round here is you straightening your barnet ...plus i live with my girlfriend of 4 years ...MUST.TRY.HARDER