Melt's 'contribution' to the 'scene'

tunes or beat matching ability?

i know your tunes are shit, so your mixing must be mint

Tunes Were you in the HMV in the metrocentre tonight? (friday)

no he was with me all day and i can vowch for him yesterday also

Brilliant, I didnt think special classes were his thing though.

never shop at HMV metro centre

am sure this is meant to be some kind of gag

just cant seem to see the punchline

the tunes i play are no different to the ones earl plays so his tunes must best be shit also

so for the record

shamen - progen -91
joey beltram - energy flash
frankie knuckles - your love
seal - crazy

those are really shit tunes tunes mind

yeah whe it really should hav been


seal - kiss from a rose

thats pipe and slippers music

seal says "if i was there when you first took the pill then maybe maybe...."

pm's

think ive blagged a ticket for the match so probably meeting up with le maccas

so if you with him its sorted anyway

a ticket for the match


u dont ecven like footy give it 2 me

jimmy i played football from the age of 4 to 27

and have been a newcastle fan from the age of 3

juts because life tends to revolve a lot around detox does not mean i aint got an avid interest in the plight of the toon

maccas has even played football on TEAM DETOX

im gunna hav 2 be signed for that team like


super striker

or a mint goal keeper

we deserve a rematch versus HABIT and dilston KRU , we were robbed last time in the semis

mind you freaky dancing got a 5-1 pounding off us

Earl cant mix and his records are shite....i dont know why you let him play

Detox v GGM

I'll put Stereo Mike in goal and get him to lie on his side so you never score

No your only fit for TEAM FATTIES

But neither will you lot cos your all too old/fat.........so whats the point?

Just go to the pub and eat pie instead, preserve your energy!

lulu,

i would like you, snack and amy to be team detox chear leaders