Melt's 'contribution' to the 'scene'

or people who pretend they never liked trance

and rim jambon, windy and the rest

you have to admit that was a pretty poor effort from eyeball

strictly turd (3rd) class all the way

:chill:

is turd class the engine roome on route to amsterdam? If so i've been there!!!

kind of

on here its people who fish for a shark and end up with a goldfish

:fart:

Ha ha

I never said it was one of my best efforts.

What a truly shite analogy that was.

it was like the gag i told to lashes at the arena

ME: knock knock

lashes : whos there

ME: i oneup

LASHES : I oneupwho?

me: toilets are over there love

Yeah, that's a pretty poor joke.

Did she find it funny?

she had had so much "choice for a new generation"

that i think i could have been anyone telling her anything and she would have found it amusing

Like 'you're a good DJ?'

i am actually a canny dj

I aint an amazing dj but i can hold my own with any of the so called accomplished bedroom mixers around here

i've just told everyone at work that joke and they were crying laughing......


....which when you bear in mind how bad i am at telling jokes, thats quite an achievement!

Without meaning to sound like an arse licker i thought you were good at thimbleberry festival but thats the only time i've seen you.

I didn't mean you, you tit.

I meant Lisa Lashes!!

I have no idea of your capabilities behind the decks.

I would say a 7/10

I thought you were canny @ detox

considering the pyscho bitch was waving a confiscated stella artois 4 pack in me face at the time its amazing i didnt become dj intercity

What do you mix like melt?

eGG WHITES

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