Me Versus The Mouse. Game On.

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  1. tidy sue

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    or you a girl or a boy ?
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    Pre-op Tranny Called Sally.
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    :D :D :D :D :D Class. Tell me Mr Frail, just who am i suppost to inform.
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    We've never figured that one out either...

    Ian > Frail thing, so last month mate
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    Is it, are you putting the weight back on like.
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    He might be like. I'm not sure like. He still looks canny frail like. He better start getting on protein shakes like. I found out the difference between Whey Isolate and Whey like. The isolate is better like. More pure like.

    :p

    In Ian's defence, by saying "know your board" I don't think he was literally implying that it is your personal board.

    like :lol:
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    I like it, like like.:D :D
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    I'm off two buy 10 mouse contraptions and 4 Twix's. They mice seemed to adore chocholate last time, fuck the cheese.
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    The traps are set. Just a waiting game now.



    Andy Rocks - :D :D :D :D :D :D. It is al abaaaht the placement of the mouse traps. And i have one or two cunning plans up my sleeve.
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    *chuckle chuckle*
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    :D :D :D :D :D
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    Bastards. The mice have been nibbling my twix's but the mouse traps havent been going off. British workmanship.

    Ian 0
    Mice 1

    Game on.
    Lets play.
    BEEEEEP.
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    They are muching through my Twixe's even more. They are smarter than they look. The mouse trap nearly took my finger off. Anyone got any ideas. No wonder ship building is no more on the North East if the mouse trap is the standard of British workmanship.
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    But im not the standard of British workmanship. Havent done a days work in my life. Numbnut. I dont make mousetraps. I dont make boats. The mouse trap doesent work and they dont make boats on the Tyne. Go figure that one out Sherlock.
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    :D :D :D :D :D :D 10 english pounds it cost for them mouse traps. I only want to kill it. It's living rent free in my house, shitting and pissing all over and eating my food. Thats not on, time to bring out my masterplan. Was seeing if i could kill the fuckers without useing it but......
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    melt the chocolate + put a drug of some kind in it, let it solidify + stick it anywhere, trap if u like, should sort the fuckers out, or provide some entertainment of mice hardcoring it into a wall.

    this plan does not come with a garuntee :D
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    Mice fucking on ket. Come on. The fuckers wont know what hit them. A rather large doseage like. That should finish the bastards off.:D :D
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