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Man admits to having sex with 1,000 cars

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  1. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Oh he's an absolute party animal........
    Oasis, May 22, 2008
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  2. Conway

    Conway helmet Staff

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    bah... thats nowt.

    one of our mates plunged his index finger up another's rusty badge after we all bet him a fiver he wouldn't, and for bonus points then proceeded to cackytash the lad sitting next to him while he was eating a burger :lol:

    saying that, this bloke is in the marines...
    Conway, May 22, 2008
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  3. Play

    Play Registered User

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    are you a car like?
    Play, May 22, 2008
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    Craig_M Registered User

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :king:
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  5. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    That's fucking rotten.:lol:

    That reminds me of a story a lad who i used to work with told me. He said his brother was in the para's and they were all down the pub and one of them had a staffy with him. One of the lads dared him to put the dog on the table and lick it out. He did it but not for any money or owt. Just because they're well ard.:rolleyes:
    Oasis, May 22, 2008
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  6. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    :lol:
    Oasis, May 22, 2008
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    :lol:
    Jimmy, May 22, 2008
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  8. Conway

    Conway helmet Staff

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    I've heard similar stories from alex, shitting on toothbrushes, pissing in each others drinks, and so on.... horrible cunts :lol:
    Conway, May 22, 2008
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    Just seen a trailer for a channel 5 program featuring this fuckin freaK!!!!
    Ness, May 22, 2008
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  10. Hebburnite

    Hebburnite Shabba

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    trailer... he will be having a bit of that i reckon!

    du du chee
    Hebburnite, May 22, 2008
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    Ness Registered User

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    chortle chortle :)
    Ness, May 22, 2008
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    Granty 38°52′48″N 1°23′30″E

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    This guy's on channel 5 at 10pm tonight. Hahaha. Fucking weirdo.
    Granty, May 28, 2008
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    danny_m Papa Toon

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    Might have to take a break from all this work to watch this one.
    How does he determine the sex of the car though?
    danny_m, May 28, 2008
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  16. Vance

    Vance >>>>

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    :lol:
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  17. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    :lol: :lol: Qualitaire!
    Oasis, May 28, 2008
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    He obviously just asks it.
    Oasis, May 28, 2008
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    danny_m Papa Toon

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    Not every car's like Herbie and Kitt you know!
    danny_m, May 28, 2008
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  20. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    I'm guessing he thinks they are though. :lol:
    Oasis, May 28, 2008
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