Lost my job

*slaps duncan with a wet haddock*

shut it!

*grabs haddock and makes kedgeree*

im not even going to pretend that i know what one of those is!!

Traditional victorian breakfast madw with rice, boiled egg and smoked haddock.

Tis my fave food.

Apart from banana's

oh i see!!!

i have no clue about cooking, im getting a cooking lesson off Allie on msn now, apparently u cant put metal in the microwavew coz yer house blows up

lol no. I said you can't put anything metallic n it cos yr microwave will fuck. Kedgeree's great. Dunt taste very nice though. Well it's ok, I suppose.

Don't put cheese in it either unless it is wrapped up.

why not?

what does it do?

Nout

Just wondered if ya were dumb enough to believe me.

Or eggs, come to think of it.

why not?

*waits for someone to ask where she worked*

yes, it was in a food court, and yes, i had to deal with food and stuff, maybe this is why i no longer work there

They blow up. Apparently anyway. I've never been stupid enough to need to nuke an egg.

i would prolly try it, sounds like fun

*watches every1 who lets her in their houses hide the microwave thing*

aww nightmare i'm sorry matey

hope ya get something sorted out soon

eggs are fine, all you got to do is open them first.

Try and do them for unfair dismisal - u didn't say you wanted to leave but they in effect sacked u anyway. Take them to the cleaners and you won't need to work for a while