Least amount of time youve spent in 1 job

ah ha! nice employers! wish i'd had some of them...work for orange now tho, think they'd understand if something at work was making me ill...

eczema is horrid tho...mum was told when i was a baby, that id grow out of it before i started school, at abuot 7, id grow out of it by the time i went to comprehensive school, at 13 i was told id grow out of it after puberty...im 21, how much longer do i have to have this bastard stuff?

have you been to the doctors? if so what has he given you? Steroid creams like Fucibet are a godsend, but you cant use them all the time, just keep taking antihistemines everyday, should help a little.

and if you get it on your hands, dont plunge them into near boiling water, how ever satisfying it may feel...im always getting told off for that one...and bathing in near boiling water

feels so good mind

2 days & 2 /12 hours at northern rock!

I can't help it, i'm full of stories!!

I'll not mention it again if you help me write the Canary Chronicles

Hmm... i've done a few short, agency jobs while working as a student :

1) 2 days making scaffolding planks on building yard, hammering metal plates over the ends of planks of wood... i work out i'd waved the hammer 12,000 times or something... oo mi wrist

2) 11 hours - Sandwich factory - i was 'cheese straightener' at a factory making pre-pack sarnies... long conveyor belt, i was towards the end 'making sure the cheese was evenly spread' - awful job. people used to faint when the belt stopped.

3) 4 hours - Same factory but in the butchery department where joints of meat were vacuum sealed, had to carry black bin bags full of 'left over meat' to a giant skip outside... the skip smelt like nothing on this earth, 100's of bags of left overs :sick: sometimes the bags would spilt and cover your shoes in a fatty ooze :sick::sick::sick::sick:

The shortest job ive ever had was as a paper boy, i had that job for 2 years :spangled:

And before anyone starts cracking the wise ones, yes it was a hard round

my best is 2 weeks and that was a week and 4 days to long

Me and my friend started PRing for a pub when we lived abroad for the summer. We lasted 2hours before we sneaked off cos we fancied getting pissed instead (and also missed our old job and friends but we had to leave cos we'd been living off beans and rice for 2weeks cos we had no money - bless us!). We didnt dare go past that pub again after that.

My friend out there in tenerife worked at a chinese restaraunt for about 20mins before running away cos they wouldnt give him a bottle of water. He walked over to the nearest shop intending to buy water himself, and came away with a bottle of wine and ran to our apartment (we lived about a minute away from he chinese) It was so funny at the time.

al the lads were goin out and i started work at tiger tiger and i was there 10 mins before walking out and goin clubbing effort!!

Ive left before I started?? She called me to offer me the job and I just went "errr, no thanks " :laugh: