Last week I almost shit my pants when...

Not yet mate. I don't think so anyway.

Nah, don't worry mate. I'm happy to talk abt it. Like I said I prefer curious people than ignorant people.

I have no idea what a 'dubby' is tho?

I was actually very curious, but didn't wana ask in fear of offending you.

Wtf is a dubby?

Oh my giddy aunt! Look at the bloody price!

It's a bit like that.

The first picture you see on http://www.zygo-usa.com/lighwrts.htm is almost exactly like the machine I use.

Hence why I got in a panic when I lost mine!

Fuck me! I would've been turning the bloody bar over looking for it!

Bet yr mates paid the bird to take it away to shut you up for 10 mins really!

LMFAO!

lol. Mate you goin Promise for Gielen? You seem fuckin mad! Besides, I wana play with yr machine

You'll have to join the queue! Just don't ask anything stupid like 'Is that a laptop' like some people do! Does it look like a fooking laptop!?

Won't b at Promise for a while tho. I'm down at Uni at the mo.

Shame.

The even funnier bit is that people could actually see logic in somebody having a laptop at Promise.

Drunken twat: 'I bet you can get the footie scores on that and everything, can't ya?'

Me: 'No, I fucking can't. Now fuck off!'



It is funny when I start to freak people out when they ask what it is tho. Sometimes I give the normal answer but sumtimes I just can't resist having a bit of fun.

Wouldn't people then need to learn more or less a whole new "language" though, in order to keep finger movements giving correct words? Then wouldn't there be the problem of slipping, moving, itching, scratching, wrong words, jumbled sentences, apparent dyslexia, etc.

Good idea. Very good idea, but rather flawed, it appears.

Oh, obviously it's be possible, just be a bit of an arse on. Stenographers sit at a desk in a coutroom though. Not exactly active.