Last Chance To Dance......

I cant believe Ive missed this thread,
Justice's poems are way ahead,
smog has tried and gave his best,
his efforts are up there with the rest.

Justice is a cunt but i like his style,
plenty of poems to make you smile,
his mum is dead which is a shame,
or is that a lie as part of his game?

if its the sympathy vote that you seek,
u have come to the wrong place u fucking geek...

HIS MOTHERS DEAD,
HIS BROTHERS A SPACKER,
HES GOT A FUCKING PLACKER KNACKER

HE COMES ON HERE AND THINKS HE OWNS,
WITH HIS VERY AMATURISH NOUNS,

HE REALLY IS A FUCKING BIFF,
COMES ON HERE TO CAUSE A TIFF,

I DOUBT VERY MUCH HES EVER BEEN LAID,
AND I HOPE THE FUCKER DIES OF AIDS

haha this thread was funny

jack you are an angry dick
with big black kimbo in your pic
but if you invaded kimbo's space
he'd punch your nose right through your face!

... .. .

just cos your not as talented as us at writing poems

i was loving this thread - probs one of my favs ever, it was funny as fuck making up daft rhymes, justice had me in stiches with the replies so thats why i kept going.

yeah defo, i think its the only thread ive actually read every post...

LONG LIVE THE POEM

These rhymes are rubbish,
you've wasted your time.
No metre or rhythm,
a true English crime.

Justice has tried hard,
but only in vain.
His writing is rubbish,
his insults are tame.

Smog the opponent,
gave it a shot.
But his poems, and face,
are not very hot.
He's a big ugly paedo,
who grew up in boro.
Which explains both his IQ,
and pasty white colour.

Joe did his best,
he tried really hard.
But alas the young hebrew,
is really no bard.
He has no beef with Justice,
he was just try-in,
to compensate,
for having no foreskin.
He started as cyber,
but now has grown up,
music tastes changed,
but still a board slut.
Young shylock would have you
believe he is clever,
and affluent through
his own fair endeavour.
But reality paints a less pretty picture,
for this young jew isn't much richer,
than me or than you or than Mr Joe Public,
Not rich and not clever but still one to brag quick.

Lord only knows why culks even tried,
when god gave out brains this young smog was denied.
He tried to compete with both Tino and Jew,
but ended up looking sad as fuck too.

Jack's verse probably isn't worth comment,
I'll sum up by saying he's obviously bent.

Cute_Andy_Loves_Nana_Rox,
Your worse at poetry than sucking cocks,
just as well cos you make a living,
from cottaging men and bumming and rimming.

Hopefully this rhyme will convince most,
that Rob, as an admin, should delete every post.
This thread is boring and stupid as can be,
and had no intelligent entrant 'til me.

:clap:

ok

If you stood a fighting chance
I'd offer you a 'knuckle dance'
But as your rhymes and crack are poor
A 'Learn to read' book is the cure.

And another has a go
But you can't interupt my flow
I'll crush you like the shite you are
and then you'll see you've gone too far.

An answer from the King Of Toss
Who's always spouting useless dross
He can't spell to save his life
So please do this now- arms, veins, knife.