Last Chance To Dance......

on and on i hear you chime
repeating yourself is such a crime
as i could beat you and my meat
both at the same time!

So you think that you can fight
with big man rhymes that you recite
Boy of lumo, thin and slight
You're really just a ringpiece knight.

:yawn: your boring us justice
you have to rhyme to take the piss
Go bak from whence you came
its time for a new game

your taste is cleary crap
you cant even do a proper rap
just get your coat and leave the board
tel ya mar al be round and she can have me pork sword .




rhyming blows

its hardly a fight when you're a wimp
or a keyboard super-warrior chimp
for all your flow you have gone limp
cos you're a washed up cyber gimp.

So Wallyjumblat has a pop
His english lessons must have stopped
Think you are cream of the crop
Come back when your pea balls have dropped.

Smog you are so very wrong,
like playing with your Mama's dong
while listening to some crap trance song
Now play nice and run along.

again you have not judged me right
trance is not my bag, you're shite!
now with you mum i'll spent the night
and cover her in my man delight.

You have done just what I want
And kept this thread right at the front
At trance I poke my shitty stick
kept at the top by little dicks
The purpose of this thread you see
Was to wind up him and thee
And you have helped my little plan
By talking shit like no one can.

Justice is so so funny

i think you're starting to pay the price
professional help could be nice
as every time you role the dice
you sound more and more like vanilla ice

now who really cares if you like trance?
i like variety and thats my stance
now i think you should fuck off and dance
in your little dayglo cyper pants!

Keep 'em coming

Has kept me amused all day this little rhyming game

You keep this thread right at the top
I was about to make it stop
But you must love my guile and wit
Cause' yours is truly doggy shit.

You want to win this war of words
But you deliver verbal turds
I think you hold a torch for me
But you're as dull as dull can be

you have no craic, you're logic's flawed
but i'll keep going until i'm bored
now i think this should have struck a chord
as i have put you to the sword

i'm going to town but i'll come back here
so wait for me in abject fear
or maybe walk off a short pier?
and spare us all your verbal diahorrea!

:fart:

Too many syllables in your verse
Write it down and then rehearse
Bad english really is a curse
Get some help from your wet nurse.

Go to town my dickwad friend
Remember what I have just penned
One day you might find a friend
But until then you're just dead end.

I wonder why your name is Smog
Is Boro where you like to jog?
With the dead horse you like to flog
and where you bum your Nana's dog.

Hey m8 the women must you..

You know it lad.

I'm not into man action though, sorry.

less of it..

the place to be

Wahey....

I got him to speak outta rhyme

if justice was justice then we'd all be happy
to stop some kid thinking of rhymes in is nappy
cos a childish person is clearly you to leave this thread is the best thing to do cos the scales of justice never seem to lie but there was more weight at our side so fuck of and die

your nana has false teeth and gives best nosh in town
theres nowt like the feeling of her going down all nice and soft
round my helmet your mas at the same game my bottom dollar il bet