Last Chance To Dance......

Oh dear. No-one is quite going to make Poet Laureate, are they?

justice you're a sorry soul
but i won't bother to cajole
just open wide and make a goal
as i dip my knackers in your cake-hole

Smog, you couldn't fill your pants
You're as weak as Euro trance
I'd chin you given half a chance
But you are just a boil to lance.

it took you a while to think of that
is that cos you're a stupid twat?
now be my guest and attempt again
but you are destined to fall flat

i'd like to see you start a rumble
because you, my friend, are bound to tumble
now i think you're at an end
but again im sure you'll try, but stumble

suck my fat one gringo.

Oh dear oh dear
what do we have here?
An alias named justice
who thinks he has sussed this
ta ta for now son
dont think that you've won
are you really this bored?
as a child got ignored?

cause mate

your craic is poo
your words are dire
to finish you off hannah says:
"Go dire in a fire"

Justice is a die hard bloke
Who makes you look a dayglo joke
Have you not got a kid to poke
Or a donkeys dick on which to smoke.

hang on hang on hang on... i've got a classic :

there was a young man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within one hour
his nose was flower
and his head was a riot of weeds!


wooo hooo! do i win?

Deep from in electro house
We have this greasy little louse
Who pops in for a little grouse
And to defend his hoover spouse.

Oh dear what can the matter be
Three electro house DJ's locked in the lavatory
They were there from monday to saturday
And everyone was glad they were there.

cyber's a thing i've never done
so thats one down but more to come
sex with animals is not much fun
but a paedo? takes one to know one.

nope...

there was once a woman from ealing
who had a perculier feeling
she laid on her back and opened her crack
then pissed all over the ceiling

just for your info
i cant stand electro
but your craics gettin worse
time to order your lyrical hearse

Smog you should just turn it in
This is one you cannot win
Your rhymes wear really oh so thin
And I have got the thickest skin.

ffs keep this up and a new monkey promoter will have you mc'in in no time

no, you have the thickest head
while my cojones are made of lead
you're showing signs of backing down
so milk and cookies then off to bed

This thread has really tickled me

there was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said jack, if you put them back
ill stand on the bastards and squash 'em!

You call yourself Marce
You look like an arse
Your musics a farce
And your crack is so sparse.

Don't try and beat me
You'll never defeat me
You're all to and fro
And I've poked your Ho.

Oh Martin you are oh so thick
Coming back for loads of stick
Get back to work you little dick
Or feel the Justice scissor kick.

There was a young lady from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too