Last Chance To Dance......

wanking is not a job
so hands off your nob
get back to school
before you start to sob

come on smog
you can do better
those words are as bad as a cross from Bobby Petta

your just a twat
who probably sits alone
in his bedsit flat
gettin his kicks from poking his cat

what a load of crap,
that flows from your trap,
close your gap,
and throw away your von-dutch cap.

you think trance is crime,
to be fair, you are slime.
You like corona and lime,
and mince around all the time.

now run along to a club,
that plays total grub,
you think you are right,
but in fact you talk shite.

can i just check your flow


is it in a Q-Tip/Snoop lazy style?


or a furious MC FuckBrains type rant?

Alas you lack the verbal charm
I think you're from the funny farm
But what causes me the most alarm
Is you stink like a sewage farm.

more like an any thing i can string together to rhyme stylee :finger:

Alas, you lack both charm and wit
I've never read through so much shit
Your rhymes hurt like a foreskin split
Go back and maybe resubmit

You rhymed farm with farm thats illiteracy for you
Justice just got served by an affluent jew
Now fuck off our forum with your juvenile jape
Before we trainline yo' ass with a 20 strong ass rape.

oh dear i think you need to edit
as someone has already said it
you are now lacking credit
so out the door and fucking leg it

I don't want to rhyme
It is a waste of time
I don't care what you have to say
Fuck off this board
You must be Gay !!!!!

nerds

When i wake up every morning
and the alarm gives out a warning
and i don't think ill ever make it on time
by the time i got my books
and i give myself a look
im at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by
its alright cause im saved by the bell

look what we have here its the man called the pete
hes blatantly jealous of this rhyming bull sheet

i suggest you get back to listening to desyn
because all that hardhouse stuff is really depressing

You'll find it was the third line
That made for the end rhyme
So can you find time
To suck on my love lime.


*Illiteracy means lack of reading/writing skills- go figure rent boy!

WINNER!!!!!!!!!

where the hell did the hardhouse comment come from

I didnt think you were serious when you said you'd post it

What is wrong with being gay
I thought this hate had gone away
Bigots from a long gone day
Who can't think of much else to say.

I thought if i put trance down I would get slated and accused of being insentive towards Deakin etc