Last Chance To Dance......

you, also are a absolute horsefucking cunt

While thats all just fine and dandy
I'd never trust a lad called Andi
To end your name with little 'I'
Reeks of Peters, eat, shit, die.

As for a surname thats like Woods
It reeks of pulling botters puds
Your username is just as bad
To like 'hard dance' is also sad.

And as for your dayglo costumes
I'd rather breathe in noxious gas fumes
As those do that stand near you
The smell of poppers, cheese and glue.

Naaaaayy!

And you are?

A dick, yes.

Clever, most definitely not.

climb back into the abortion bucket you fucking little sperm. ive had struggle nuggets with more witt than you. cunt

What? Chicken nuggets, at work.

Bet you really suit that uniform.

And 'Wit' only has one 'T'.

Chill out now Justice,
stop being a boaster.
Go have a bath,
and take the toaster.

yes so does cunt. fucking pull your thumb out of your arse you sad litle hard dance fan

all hail

If I were to go do that
I'd take you with me, stupid twat
then push you in ahead of me
and laugh at the electricity.

Yep, hard dance, nowt like it.
Shove a couple of Garys up me dunger and dance next to meths like you.

Any good 'bargain bucket' offers on at your work at the moment then?

mate your so good and your so cleaver
but your one verse short as fuckin ever
do you not know that should have been four
of corse you wouldnt your the son of a whore

so let's get in to personal slates
and breed a healthy on board hate
might aswell seein your so distant
from the truth you are so diffrent

you were allways a prick, a cunt, a bore,
i just never felt the urge before
to call you such childish silly name
but you just couldnt raise your game

so bring it on you S.O.B
and Andi Woods yes thats me
for you to take the piss out of names
just show's me im right!! your fucking lame !!!!

love it

dont sell chicken at law firms mate

You make me laugh, I've touched a nerve
But its no more than you deserve
And if this riles self righteous dicks
Wait 'til I start my limericks.

Poems can be any length
I'm versatile and thats a strength
So do one with your girls name
Before you're really put to shame.

any at your's mate i could just do with a two for one on big issues

Well, someones got to clean the shit streaks on the bog of a Monday AM.

Why, so you can flog 'em to buy a new christian name?

racist

I'm a black man, dickhead.

so now your saying black people cant be racist? fucking racist scum :upyours: