Joe!!!

a'hem, how do i get brought into this????

i never said u look like an ostirdge!!!!!

although i can see the resemblance

lmao!!!

it does look like him soooo much so its ted and the giraffe b2b at the barn!!

exaCtley every one knows it hehehe

The Zoo Keeper is glad too see all the animals getting along well as usual!!!

Warning to other animals!! watch out, the Ostrich is violent!!

Had many run ins with him myself recently!!

Hello jules hunee!!! u back now then??

Ready for the almighty evil results?? :evil: :evil: :evil:

they can keep mine!!! not looking forward to playing clearing!!!!

lmao!! yes this is trrue whippy as soon as his heed comes out the sand and he has the comedown joe look on his face u better be running!!

or he will just chuck beer over you!!

precisely!!! or even water for no apparent reason!!!

and we all know the ostrich likes to have fun with the watering can!!!

We love you really Joe!!!!!

Hey sweetie!
Yip I'm home sweet home (tho still a bit jetlagged )
Please say u'll be out 2mrw - I've missed u!

As for my results, I'm going to pretend I'm still in America, then I don't have to claim them - genius!

Funny Quote of the week -

The Tenancy Agreement for Whiplash Palace Quarter 3 arrived today from landlord Raymondo

a small snippet -

''Finally, may I remind you that you should respect your neighbours. If you have an occasional party it is polite to inform or even invite your immediate neighbours and make sure that the noise is not too loud and ends by midnight.''

AS IF!!!!!

I was going to try that option Jules but decided that a must be a brave gal and face the music!!!

However, am not brave enough to go alone...taking lil dave for support!!!!

Av missed u 2!! but a cnt come out 2mw nite.......am totally skint and am at wk til 8 fri nite and 9-1 sat!!!!!! ggggggggrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

you should come to the barn!!!! make helz go!!!!!!!

I'll try persuade Helz but she threatened to have an affair wiv u if I make her go!

So I'm gonna need ur help hunni, resist her at all costs & I'll kidnap her & take her for one last partee (she's gonna kill me when she reads this! )

hello fu fu! nice to have ya back! u probs wpont remember melike as i only talked to u a few times b4 u went on ya ickle trip! but if ya goin to promise il cum n say hayaz!

oiiii! u were the one who didnt want to go out 2 nights in a row! stop painting me as the evil one who makes u stay in!

go on sat if ya like...but dont moan that u miss me no more!

ello ello - yip come say hi to me, I most definitely will be in attendence! :groovy: Fankoo hunni!

I know but I didn't realise that some people r only going to the barn & I've missed them 2

However if u dead set on not going I'm more than happy to stay in & get drunk wiv me helz *grovel*

i dont want u to stay in cus of me stoopid! but i really cant afford to go...sum of my immunisations are costing £70?? even the normal hepatitus etc are 6 quid shot n theres 17 of them in total, had 2 today, having another 3 on monday

and still gotta pay for train tickets and the rest of my flights and arrrrggghhh

plus how wud we get there?

like that wasnt all a guilt trip if ever i heard one lol!!

im leaving wednesday...them arent!! humpf

akkk what doctors u going to for them immunsations !!!!

helz please please try and come out this sat!!!

oh hello jules as well!!! how u been sweetie!! how was ur tour of the sates hope u made the video JULES DOES THE States LIKE u said!!!

just the one round the corner...but apparently they dont have many requests for things like japanese encephalitus and yellow fever so it costs loads

really can't come out on saturday besides i have to keep myself fresh for a possible date with your lady wife on sunday