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I would say 75-80% are boring Times readers, who are so stuck up their own arse it's unbelieveable. Honeslty! Geography is one of the worst courses for stuck up rah's as we have module choices such as "Town and country planning" and "Countryside management". The dirty looks I get from the rah's for daring to have a lip piercing or colour in my hair are shocking. One asked me if he could ask a favour recently, I said "Aye", he looked shocked, and said "Oh, it doesn't matter". Musn't want associate with commoners!

They sound like a right bunch of cocks

Bingo!

If only they were zany drug takers from Lancaster

Just been through the names of people registered on my course. Here are some prime examples of rah names. Anyone with a double barrelled surname is almost certain to be a rah.

BALFOUR, Lara Selina
BAYLY, Thomas Lloyd Goodenough
BLAKISTON, John William Matthew
BLATHERWICK, Amelia Caroline
CARR, Bethan Rebekah
DIXON, Annabel Clementine Emily
DOYNE-DITMAS, Philip Robert
GREENAWAY, Camilla Helen
HARVEY TAYLOR, Kate
HEATHCOAT AMORY, Simon Charles
HEPBURNE-SCOTT, George James
KING, Henry Charles James
LANCELEY, Charles Frederick Allen
OGILVIE-HARRIS, Simon Christopher
SHEPHERD, Ben Alexander Kewish
SIZELAND, Benjamin Samuel
STEVENSON, Kirsty Margaret Macrae
STREATFIELD, Tom Henry Stephen
THISTLETHWAITE, Samuel David Hunter

And my name

WADE, Kyle

I was born in Lancaster, but have never liverd there. Mom and Dad lived in Morcambe at the time, and Lancaster is the nearest big hospital. Then when I was 4 months we came to live in Bensham, and then Ashington, before moving to Barrow for two years, and then South Africa. Confusing!

Haha, I see your point Kyle m8

You have lived in places asylum seekers would turn there nose up at.

Ashington

Deffo! Morcambe and Barrow! Hell holes!

northumbria sadly lays claim to the biggest rah of the lot...

Lady Edwina Grosvenor

she lives with one of my mates... shes not that bad a rah considering shes the duke of westminster's daughter and possibly the richest woman in the country behind the queen.... but shes still a rah....

those names make me feel ill kyle!

Got more scoops & titbits than the 3am girls!!!!! ARE YOU THE 4AM LAD?

is she fit?

like a washed up racehorse...

Gud shit!

If you play ur cards right

Well im working for Orange on the silverlink but our systems have been down all day so i haven't been working at all today!!! Need to get a new job though, getting a big ass sitting down all day for 12 hours (3 on 3 off). Anyone wanna offer me one or have any ideas???

Well i work for EDS aswell but for Lloyds TSB as a Bug fix Tester, sounds thrilling eh!

On Weekends i'm a Sleep Technician! Loads of perks to that Job!


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your own fault there tho isnt it kyle, you shudda chosen something shit hard like me, that way you get to hang around with all the greek and egyptians that dont understand a fucking word of english