Jess C

I have a dilemma! Argh

She should be banned for making that threat but who's gonna entertain us if she's banned?

Jes could say "kdhyrbnvj ldksjesu kdshryuh" and you would still find it funny. Your so desperate it cracks me up!

This couldnt be anymore true.

''Jess your so funny, i love you!''

:sick:

theres a massive floor in your arguement, i was lauging at joe, which is the reason i quoted him thick aswell as gummy?

That still makes no difference. You still laugh and drivel over Jess at any opportunity.

thats cause i love her!!!

Keep wanking Alex. Desperate case.

Thank you!
That's what I was trying to say.
Now go and have sex with you Jess lookalike blow up doll!

Are you on about me?

i
ve already wanked 127 times over jess today, i can't physically do it anymore.

Oops! That last sentence was meant for Alexander!

Cheers for that.....

What's so funny?
You can't denie that alexander sees Jess as some kind of god.
What a shame for him that she won't drop her knickers for him as he is to pathetic and probably ugly!

Perhaps he's laughing at the use of 'floor' in that sentence (it should have been 'flaw').

<---- Grammar pedant. Again.

I was

Course I will drop my knickers for him...as you said Im a slag who does for any1! But don't be expecting too much Alex ...as Im shit in bed.

Must cost a fortune for new carpets.