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u r still a spring chicken comared to me!!!

Cheers.

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Good luck Kerry!!!!

Does anyone else think that once u hit 21 u think "Shit i'm startin to get old now!" ??

i felt like that at 19 living in consett!!

my m8 yvonne made a gud point the other day which was that she glad she has a m8 whos nearly a yr older than her so that she knows how it goes at that age already!!!

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if i let u live in my house do i get to pimp you out?

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depends..............how much will you charge me for rent

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kerry if u really, really need 2 move out then ive got a three bedroomed detached house, and i live by myself, since the ex-wife fucked off, your more than welcome to crash at my pad 4 a couple of months, until u get yerself sorted, but try and stick it out at home first, but if things get to bad, you can crash here, ok.
later.

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that’s a sweet gesture mate

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cheers mate,

Required - Personal Secretary

Company - Mack Industries of Newcastle.

Salary - Negotiable + use of Company Car. Bright
Yellow Punto Sporting ( well nice )

Description - We require a confident young female
(18-30) to work in our busy bedroom arranging
personal effects and servicing the requirments of
the Managing Director, John Mack. Daily duties
will involve room tidying, financial management
and blowing off of the Managing Director. A
willingness to swallow and for facial smearing is
absolutely essential, although training will be
given.Other duties may involve, on occasion,
lugging record bags around and sourcing drinks
for the resident DJ when visiting external places
of recreation. The use of the company car will be
provided to help with this, with the obligatory
(full volume) techno/tech house blasting from the
subwoofer. (a willingness to experience new
eardrum based/ drug enduced sensations is a
definite advantage ) Furthermore, the successful
candidate will be required, on occasion, to put
on an Australian accent, wear skimpy pink
clothing, and repeat the words " harder
faster " Must be competent in the use of
massage oils and be capable of working long
hours, locked in a room, skinning up for the
mamaging director.

Benefits - 12hours off every 1 day in 2,
Unlimited access to wealth of music and music
equipment.

Qualifications - None necessary (the fewer the
better), but experience is a must.

Apply - Please send a full length (naked) photo
along with a CV to the above address

would it sound rude if i said that sounds ideal for kerry

doggie mate, i wasnt insinuating that kerry was a slag, she said she needed somewhere to stay 4 a bit and i was just telling her that she could crash at mine, ill keep my mouth shut next time, to protct kerry's reputation like.