If your friend had no arms would you...

sorry but that's crap

You can't compare someone calling someone who's gay "fag", so this thread which is only supposed to be lighthearted humour.

They would only be comparable if Shaun had said to someone with no arms "do you have to get your mates to wank you off?"

NO SCORE

I can see both sides to this. If Nat didn't know Shaun was gay, then calling him 'fag' is as bad as Shaun putting up a comment about someone having no arms, when he doesn't know the personal circumstances of everyone on the board.

However, I hate the use of fag or gay or whatever as a general insult.

What she said

you're both wrong. Now be a grown-up and admit it.

Whether you meant to cause offence or not is irrelevant, you did.

Find me anywhere in this post where I've been derogatory and used derogatory words, yes that's right you won't find any!

I was merely pointing out the fucking obvious, people with no arms have needs to, however amusing or unamusing to the mother thereas of the board it may be!

DO SOME

I didn't say you were derogatory

I thought the point you were making was 'would you toss off a friend' but do now see your point too.

You offended Rufus tho, and you didn't need to use disability to make your point

Would you wank a friend off just doesn't have the same ring to it somehow!

I make no joke of disabilities in the real sense, so don't make me out to

one of my fingers is half cut off would u pick my nose?

indedd, toss is a much better word

I'm really not trying to make out you are, I just think you were a bit tactless. Ask me about the slippers my Aunt got for Xmas tomorrow

Have an amazing Fri nite, I am

Claire I knew you loved me, I would flick your bean if I had to, what are friends are

i would do that for her mate. wouldn't want you to change your sexual ways now would we hehehe

Shaun, get a friend to ask a friend of yours about the slippers his aunt got for Xmas. Best if the other friend is someone he knows, but not too well, and looks scary. Re-assure hiim that it's just a really funny story, then it goes like this

Shauns gimp friend 1 : Hallo Shauns gimp friend 2, what's that I heard about the slippers your aunt got for xmas?

sgf2: eh?
sgf1: erm, just got told to ask you?
sgf2: are you taking the piss c***?
sgf1: no, no really, I just...
sgf2: My aunt who was more like a mother to me has just had her feet amputated you little fuck!

then depending on how you want, either make sgf1 cry or think he is about to die. Works every time guarenteed, lorra lorra laffs. Unless sgf1's Aunt has just had her feet amputated, then it will back-fire. See the point?

Re: If your friend had no arms would you...

am properly confused now

No i wouldnt wank them off id tell em to fuck off instead and kick the bastard in the face

thats nice. i hope you don't treat all your friends like this mate

I know! He only asked for a wank!

So u's would wank ya mates off ??

Wether u were pointing it out @ all, u've ofended Rufus.

Like i ofended u, but mine was in "jest" with Know offence ment after all that, how can u start a thread like this?
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no not really. i would get a hooker to come round for him though or even get one of the many slags i know to do it for him

Only if Smartie asked nicely.