Ibiza on its arse : CONFIRMED

I've spoke to a few of my mates also the promoters who have booked us to play and they reckon its sweet just same as normal!!

i know a lass over there atm and she said its rammed like :drunk:

Her minge very well may be, but what about the clubs?

not if you've seen her mate, she's a fucking elephant :fart:

hahahahahahha

it probably just feels rammed coz she soo big.

hahaha crease u like pike mate

but,

no-one invloved in jaunt is going home early? people who stayed in the house below left early because they were robbed a twice but regardless of they came across with little amounts of cash and didnt try at all to get any jobs or make any money so they were all going to be home in no time anyways.

jaunt is going really well. not as busy as last year but the whole island is alot quieter and alot of the workers here arent as switched on as usual. me and bookless are playing a few times a week at different loacations and dan belckledge mentioned to me the other day that he was going to get vance on with aeroplane at bar M but he had already gone home.......

i hope your having fun working full time in the sunny swine flu ridden uk pike mate

*smirks contently*

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