How would you change Digital.

lmfao.

Close that bar (completely shut it so nobody can accidently head to it) that's at the far side of the dancefloor it just gets heaving and causes a right bottleneck at the bottom of the stairs/edge of the dancefloor and loads of people (myslef included) go across the dancefloor to get a drink there undoubtely pissing off the dancers, stick the extra 2 bar staff on the main top end bar

get rid of the tables over on that side of the dancefloor too they cause more pushing and shoving to get around

in fact get rid of all those table things on the edge of both sides of the dancefloor, in fact all the tables in the middle of the floor (not the seated areas at the top bar) even the ones at the top end bar they're massive, just become an empties drop off point and cause unwanted clustering shoving etc

I think leave the bar at the back and keep it separate it's a good designated boozing/chilling area

need SOME table type areas just so they CAN become drop off points - otherwise it'll be like events at the arena - knee deep in bottles and broken glass

def toilets up stairs

make upstairs a touch smaller/fill it with more stuff/seating if poss.

Its too sparse for me most of the time. Not bad if its RAMMED but generally doesnt have the initimate atmosphere to contrast the main room..... as much as it could.

Lose the gold mirrors poss.

Not sure about the iron bar things, i never minded them.

Possibly better/more seating around the main bar?

Also thing the other rooms downstairs could do with a bit of a re-jig.

near the toilets downstairs is ridiculous when its busy

lose the mass handwash sink thing in the toliets too. Its shite. Plus ive seen gerbils piss stonger than the power that things got.

It takes up far too much space, who wants to wash their hands in some kind of male "washing circle" anyway? Not me. Its like a mixed toilet withought the fanny

washing circle!!

walked in one night and some charver was having a piss in it!

was there any in foundation/riverside?

I've only been to the shindig event at the arena and don't remember it being knee deep in bottles and glasses like

is that divider that had the prison bars in it still there? people could just dump their glasses there

I just reckon those tables round the dancefloor cause loads of pushing and shoving which can escalate to the aggro everyone seems to be pointing out, just have little ledges on the walls/pillars like they had a at the riverside where you could put your drinks

MR KUNT FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT THE CIRCULAR WASHING BASIN WAS ACTUALLY A TOILET WHEN DIGITAL WAS POWERHOUSE. THEM GAY PEOPLE WOULD STAND AND PISS WHILST LOOKING AT THEIR PEN0RS AND COMPARING GENITAL WARTS.

MR KUHNT WOULD LIKE TO SEE. . .IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. . .

1 - THE DJ BOOTH LOWERED BY A HALF AND THEN CUT ALSO IN TO HALFS, SO THAT WE THE PEOPLE THAT DONT EXIST, CAN ACTUALLY STAND AROUND IN A CIRCLE. MR KUHNT HAS DRAWN PICTURE TO SHOW YOU IDIOTS WHAT I MEAN AS I KNOW YOU DONT KNOW.



2 - MR KUHNT LIKES TO SMOKE A NICE CIGAR WITH HIS BRANDY, SO MAYBE CANOPIES AND A HEATER OUTSIDE WOULD BE NICE. LOOK AT WHAT LEGENDS HAVE ON THEIR SATURDAY NIGHTS. SOMETHING SIMILAR WOULD BE NICE I SAY, NICE.

3 - GOOD MUSIC. LIKE GANGSTA RAP AND CELINE DION MASH UPS.

4 - LOWER THE ENTRY PRICE. ALTHOUGH MR KUHNT LIVES IN A MANSION AND HAS SERVANTS AND SLAVES, HE DOES NOT APPRECIATE PAYING £18 TO GO TO DIGITAL. IF IT WAS FOR, FOR EXAMPLE, £8 - £12 MR KUHNT WOULD STILL NOT COME VERY OFTEN

5 - LET MORE GIRLS IN AND LESS MEN.

6 - THE CLOAKROOM NEEDS CHANGING SO IT IS QUICKER.

7 - MORE TOILETS. MR KUHNT IS NOT HAPPY BECAUSE AT TIMES IT HAS BEEN EASIER TO PEE ON THE DANCE FLOOR INTO A BOTTLE OF CORONA THEN IT IS TO GO TO THE TOILET.

8 - FREE KISSES FROM THE DOOR MEN

THAT IS ALL.

all perfectly reasonable i agree!

and i've never found anyone that likes brandy like i do

i agree - those square things are a bit close together with sharpe edges - could loose them or shift them near the back

when there's no-where to put stuff in massive areas, people can't be arsed to walk off to find somewhere to leave their drinks so it get dropped - not a problem in foundation cause either side was only 10 feet away - in digital, in the middle of the throng, when it's packed, it's a 10 minute "excuse me, watch out, sorry, excuse" trip to go put your glass somewhere!

Quality picture Mr Khunt

The little side path that leads up to the steps to the left of the DJ booth. I'd put a bunch of bottle bins there so that people don't loiter there.

Knocked up a pic so people sorta know what I am on about.

I dunno I just reckon those tables at either side of the dancefloor along with the bar at the far side cause more problems in terms of congestion/shoving than they're worth

simple answer would be plastic glasses but loads of people complain about them


another idea would be a massive operation though would be to completely do away with that vip box and those daft little booths next to the toilets and switch the room round have the dj booth/dancefloor up where the main bar is and the bars etc down by the stairs might solve alot of stairs/bars/dancefloor congestion problems, but would be a massive building job costly both in money and involve closing the place for a bit, it would end up with a similar layout to mood in the gate too

The things one does when they should be working.

give him a job? it's not to scale, he's missed the VIP booth - glaring errors. no, i'm sorry.

You're a hard man to please, MoS.

Where's the VIP booth? Top of the first setta stairs, yeah?