Honest question, honest answers

you lying cunt, am the one who jsut wants to chill, your like fucking jack the ripper on day release

have a hard job i didnt even know she was there. your only making it worse for yourself

anyway you were the one saying wheres jess gone, just cos i can see further than you im the sleaze ?, tut tut peter

I dunno if she is gonna feel about this or a bit freaked out..

hes shifting the attention

can't go any longer than a week otherwise
I start to have wet dreams

Look youz I don't get free drinks theres no point hoovering around trying to get some vouchers

LMAO

6 days

i was aiming for 2 weeks and a girl said she'd shag me if i did it.

i failed.

Not really fella..
I used to fucking hate gettin woke up in the middle of the night..

Peterrrr

yes and no, yes cause i can dream about filthy shit and it seems real at the time, and no because you wake just before you finish and your covered

if i was asleep with my lass i would already be empty so i wouldn't have one.

One of my lasses mates boyfriends came in from the pub one night.. fell asleep in his clothes next to her and proceeded to piss the bed..

That would be horrifying..

loser pissing the bed is wrank

innit....tis vile what ever the sex

totally if i was happily married and one night she happened to piss the bed, i would divorce her there and then:evil:

aye ditched...no excuses

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

jess wouldn't piss the bed, all her bodily fluids would of been sweated out from all the sex we'd be having.

Jess is to much of a lady for that to ever happen & should ban you for suggesting such a terriible thing