here's a question for the hetrosexual ladies

haha I havent seen katie harsh anyone in years... did you bruise her shins this time alex - shes well pissed

I'm totally confused mate.

nvm love

I was bantering - you didn't get it... I hate explaining jokes

innit.. useless bastards..

no I meant I'm confused why katie is pissed off with me

probably cos you said her and jess kissed.... thats a slapper thing to do.

katie probably doesnt want men she looks up to (like me) thinking shes a slapper... at a guess

no I think theres more to it than that joe.

or me for that matter.

bad alex.

didn't realise it was a massive secret.

here alex dude I've got a joke for you.... whats xanda's idea of safe sex.... giving the girl shinpads haha you can hit me when you next see me

was there tongues?

No

was there fingers?

*gets coat quicker than you can say quickie*

for all the grief xanda recieves... he's the first to get the school girls to put on a lesbian sex festival.

he's busy sucking up to katie via pm right now..

I aint saying

that boys smoother than a witches tit.

pussy whipped.