I am at work, I cant get pissed yet or even have a wank. I have to suffer, cheers for laughing at me every1!!!
U cant drink at work but u could slip your hand under your desk and have a sly wank.......or a long toliet trip?
It isnt rape, its just a really nice way to be woken up. A lot like lads really like being woken up by a good blowjob!
It's alright for you though, I bet ya stayed in bed all day after last night, I have just got in from work, i'm canny fucked now