Further fuel protests planned...

yet we pay VAT on 'womens' essential products', they are classed as luxuries not essential medical items

Clearly something conceived by men, I'd like to see any women manage without these 'luxuries'

use bog roll - or a rolled up news paper

A whole bog roll - you must know some seriously wiiidddde women!

Arse planks at the ready!

define wide tho? .............


and yes i do

but not your socks and shoes eh?

classy..

Thats so i can make a quick exit

unless she falls asleep cuddling you, in which case you have to knaw your own arm off!

we've all been there, stealth escapes at 5am then realising you don't know where the fook you are, and are therefore unable to call a taxi and get the fook out of there

lol done this twice to the same bird in pauls flat a while back, 'just going to the toilet wont be long '

*runs to front door half naked*



anyway - the petrol situation = shitta

I'm meeting my Mam to go shopping!

At 5am??

I find best thing to do is wait 'til they go to the loo then ring them a taxi, advise them on their return from the toilet your massive scary boyf is on his way home from his job as a bouncer.

10min later, bed to yourself, damp patch and awkward morning chit chat avoided.

Result

hmmmm you seem like an old pro at this like, just out of curiosity how often do you do this to lads??

oh and would you consider doing it again with someone quite soon?

i filled my tank up full this morning, just incase

there were a couple of pumps off at the garage tho so dunno wot the crack was there, they mite hav run out. wasnt much of a queue only bout 3 cars on each pump.

i bought "reserves" a while back before i knew what the "protests" were actually going to be



most internet forums are full of people complaining about panic buying, but nearly every single person is also saying "fuck i better fill up now"



saw ques around newcastle last night at 11.30pm??!!??, flew past doing a good 12mpg and laughing


the protests will not be halting fuel deliverys, so there is no need for everybody to rush out and fuel up, unless then genuinelyn need to

also heard that a lot of places have sold out of bread and milk, plus sum tinned goods

We do get ripped off in this country for petrol. I heard that if lorry drivers protest like they did last time (by blocking access to refinaries . . .) they can lose their license. Is this true?

Shit, i better stock up on beans!!

cant believe all this worrying already!
ive gone from saying nah ill just sort petrol when i need it to now think io#OMG i better go and sit in the ques

people are defo panic buying and that is what is causing the problems btu if i dont go then i will be the ones whos bugged when theres no petrol or end up sitting in a cue from like 6am waiting for petrol station to open!!

I've just filled my tank - no real queues, though the place was busy.