Fucking Pigs

I can see it now, right lads the crime rates gone up 25% in the last month, our plan of action, to stop people taking a leak.

Everyones done it, sometimes you can't help it, its late, you've had a drink and need the toilet but there's none, personally I'd rather write my name on the wall than walk around with 2 toned jeans.

no but my point is that if the police let people get away with little things like that it would make it socially acceptable and our world would end up being even more fucked up that it already is. pissing in public is the wrong thing to do, end of.

do you ever stop moaning?

the world isnt fucked up, you are? nee wonder you stopped drugs, the damage must of already bin done.

your keeping me well entertained today

do you watch the news....?!?!?!?!?

I had an ordeal at radio one weekender...I had needed the toilet for about an hour...I then had to queue in the rain for another hour I had been drinking wine and it was the most Ive ever needed to go in my whole life. There was girls everywhere going down to squatbehind toilets but never ever would I ever consider it.

ditto

yeah, and whats fucked up? no world peace and starving africans? pissing in the street is a LITTLE bit different

i bet you squatted many a time in bak alleys when u were wrecked, pulling faces trying ya hardest to squeeze out thas piss uve held in all night

ur disgusting

damn right i am, especially yesterday when i was rolling in the mud looking like an old man

pill heads like me and you have all done it man, dont deny it

I like to see myself as a bit of a rebel, a serial wee-er you might say, always on the wrong side of the law, my mission, to soil street corners

45mins is stretching it a bit imo. It typically takes half an hour for me to get to town on the bus and there have been times where i've got on the bus after a warm-up at home involving several pints and not needed the toilet. By the time i've reached time i've had to leg it off the bus to find the nearest toilet.

If pissing in the street is such a big problem these days why doesnt the government do something about it? In amsterdam there are places to piss all over the place. I don't know about places for girls to piss but I'm sure it wouldnt be such a hard job to find something appropriate with all these £80 fines they're collecting in. i'll continue to piss on the street when I cant keep it in unless there is somewhere else for me to do it.

i don see the problem aslong as you arnt flashing ya bits to peopl and it isnt on someones doorway or a shop window

i have a bit of a weak bladder (no i dont piss the bed) but i need to go to the toilet all the time

ehh... where's the fun in that then

. where does that £80 go

spot the scumbags with there cocks out at the end of a night




go to the toilet you cretins

i came back from the post office once and sum council estate mong was having a piss at the end of the carwash, so i got the hose and fucken drenched him

the twat = "sorry mate i didnt know"

didnt fucken know what?
that your not supposed to piss at the end of a carwash

??