First Swine Flu cases confirmed in UK

i wonder what kind of crack the scottish bride is giving her husband "i told you not to go to bloody mexico i said dubia but no no you would listen, now u have me infected and on the verge of causing a national disaster and i cant afford to take the time of work blar blar blar " poor cunt

maybe he WAS a mexican though!

he had a tash

cross him off

tbf thats what I would be like

Level 5 now. Highest is stage 6.

Pandemic is now imminent.


I've just been to the shop & spent my last £6 on powdered milk & sweets, blocked up my doors & sat here with a pellet gun... proper 28 days later.

Worrying over nothing I reckon.

In a way I hope it is real cos this country is getting a bit over crowded.

bad crack this flu shit like

please hit liverpool

Well nothing urgent put it that way.


I've been in direct contact with a bloke who's just came back from Cancun last friday, subsequently I've been off work ill with all flu like symptoms for 3 days now... so I calls NHS direct last night, they told me that if I still felt dicky in the morning to go to my GP or Hospital as a matter of urgency.

Wakes up, still feels like shit, so walks to the hospital. Gets bollocked off the Nurse for coming to the hospital as normal rule of thumb in situations like this is that they visit you (1st fuck up by the NHS with misinformation).

Im sat in this room today with my T-shirt off, in a M3 protective mask for about an hour & some Doctor finally walks in... "Erm.. if you could just sit tight for a few minutes as we donnt really know what to do, your the 1st person up here thats came in with this problem" (and beigns to laugh!)

Fukin brilliant.

So what happens if we were to turn up in the 1000's?

I must add... I got the all clear for anyone I've been around frantically starting the car up to head to the Hospital.

go to your GP, they have the anti viral drugs IF you would have needed them! it's in my first post.

they've now got 50million treatments stock piled - panic and silly asian bints on the news only make the perception worse

Strange, since last friday i've been snorting and oinking and playing around with my own feaces. If i didn't catch swine flu from you i must just be a wierdo.

Or in your case... nothing out of the 'norm'

I got bollocked for this & NHS Direct misinformed me. You should stay in the house, call your GP & they will come to you.

If I had of had the Flu they said in the space of the hour & half I was there I could have infected half the hospital - madness.

if bird flu lead to the cull of millions of birds
swine flu the cull of pigs

how can we start some asian flu