First car

i meant in general

do you reckon you'll ever grow up peter?

I'm not making a pop at your height, more your playground sense of humour; most kids grow out of the paki, jew, black joke stage.

Joe? Why the fuck are you hanging around with people who must be over 70 years old? I thought you were street?

My friends are grown ups peter....

With all Jew respect, I'm not the one who's using history books to decide what car I buy.

wasn't renault a convicted nazi war criminal?

They fucking must be!!! Do you take Jewish pastry goods over to there care home?

Are you unable to communicate without racial slurs you slimey cunt?

It looks like you're gonna have to get a horse and cart mate.

suppose its better than letching over my 14 year old step sister eh pete?

you sick fuck.

Yeah I know.

You're the biggest racist of them all.

Have you got a 14 year old step sister like? Is she a hot peice of Jewish ass?

I dont know, maybe I do... next time I'm perving over under 16 year olds on myspace - maybe I'll stumble onto a greasey little relative to wank over....

Won't you be perving on over 70's on myspace? You sicko, I bet you do the ones with Alzheimers so they can't remember what you did to them.

Pete the difference between what you said and what I said is that you actually accidently wanked over your pre-pubescent sister

Alzheimers was discovered by a German psychiatrist, I don't think you'll be going near anyone with that illness.

I know I did? What's your point? She's hot :spangled:

alzheimers is maybe a condition you should look into.... its hard to forget your own sister.

at what time did you realise you were related?

Right after I creamed on her photo. I wasn't bothered like, why not keep it in the family.