Female condoms

drives all the girls crazy those like

oh i dream of the day a lad hands me an unwashed scampi and lemon flavoured nik naks bag *sighs*

well don't set your sights too high, donny lasses will only manage cheesy wotsits at most

i once got offered an empty packet of tangy toms but it had a hole in it so i had to turn it down

still, its better than space raiders

probably wouldnt turn down transform-a-snack though

i love them... pickled onion and spicy

Martin: go for a drink in the next couple of weeks? I'll give u back bo selecta an u can give me the gossip.

I'll buy you some pork scratchings and four bits of lemon

defo

im not up to much at the mo so a drink would be welcome, im free whenever really, its been a while!

pork scratchings... classy bird

it'l probably be in a couple of weeks cos Im really busy at the min, should have a spare evening soonish though i think :spangled:

cool just drop me a txt when ya free and we'll sort something