Female condoms

the cure for sti's is easy, cut the cock off and fill the pussy with cement

What about sexually transmitted infections tho :sick:

one of lifes lotteries na man

You wrong'n

rollovers included??

sez you and you avatar

nah mate cant catch aids twice

What about aids and a snotty cock?

could giv a new meaning to "thunderball"

Mine?

that must be nasty mate,,

hard to bear

are you married now???

.....and its threads like these that make this board the fantastic place it is!!!!!

oh aye

they look like a right faff on! by the time you'd stuffed it up there, you would forget what you were meant to be doing in the first place :spangled:

yeah

and i dont think you'd really still be in the mood by then either lol

went with our school footy team to play this scutty team in middlesbrough somewhere and our pe teacher informed us that certain kids used crisp packets as condoms when she worked there...

at first i was shocked but then i thought at least they we're using protection unlike the rest of boro, but i just hoped they rinsed the packets under the tap as the salt may cause a mischief to the old 'herman gelmet'

"our PE teacher told us"

hmmm don't shy away from your own personal experiences Martin, your past is nothing to be ashamed of

hey ya cant beat a crisp packet... paula loves pickled onion monster munch herself

bet she goes wild for scampi fries