Fat Charver with the bairn

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  1. Ruth

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    it can happen my brothers girlfriend was on the pill & they were using condoms....it split & my brothers sperm was persistant :lol:
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    oh no soldier sperm storming the egg with their hard hats and machine guns!
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    this lad i knows lass fed him the line she got pregnant cos half an e made it ineffective...what really happened was she'd stopped taking her pill cos she wanted to keep him for good
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    give her credit, she's still here with a sense of humour... :king: others have perished at much less! :lol:
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    I'd get bored very quickly at work if i couldnt sit about thinking up essays to write on every topic ;)

    How dare you use my name in jest! :lol: :lol:
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    I thought jess was just surprised that snugglybum had been using any form of contraceptive :lol: :lol:
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    something like that...my brother calls him the ledge or legend :lol:
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    i can take it! in one ear out the other n all that!
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    i meant it as a mark of respect, think of me as luke skywaker to your obi wan kenobi :D
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    snugglybum130 :love:
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    well you wont have a problem round here then! :up:
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    witton :love:
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    lol :D
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    this thread is huge

    can someone sum it up in one sentance theres no way i am reading it
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    ermm.....snuggle has a kid, jambon wondered if it was duncan's...some people got annoyed...she got called a slapper & a bad mother cos she was on the board...

    her fella came in to the thread & i stopped reading cos it got a bit tedious :lol:
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    he called her a slapper? hahaha naughty little monkey boy.

    that reminds me of JJ calling Casy a bad mother for having a night out :lol:
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    did you not know the new law??

    when you become a pranet you have to walk aorund with your hair in curlers wearing a checked apron and do nothing but bake all day! :p
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    it's all bollocks. I've got 3 kids and regurlarly used to rave friday nights and look after them the rest of the weekend. Admittedley I wasn't bresastfeeding them so didn't have that problem.

    anyone who thinks having a kid means you can't kick it up now and then and still be a responsible parent is talking through their arse

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