Fashion Crimes

McFly hello? anyone home McFly

i shall expect you in your best everytime i see you

Jeans safety pinned at the bottom, clocked these on a night out in leeds about a year ago, started to appear up here now

This raji came up to our table in the pub on monday to ask to lend a "snout" whilst wearing a pair of boxers on top of another pair of boxers as "he'd just came back from fuckin footy and his shorts were still aaaal muddy from last week and these were the aaanly pair he had" except he was adamant they were shorts not boxers, the flaw in his argument was that his 'shorts' still had a boxer button on the piss flap.

there was a lot of poncey males as Habit sporting this look. Youre gona look an absolute tosser if you get a lass back to yours and have to drop yer kecks quickly.

"2 secs love, i need to undo my safety pins"

"twat"

i've noticed this a couple of times in the toon, ubiquitous in leeds. i was going to add that to my list but in fairness it's not that bad, i have loads of jeans that would be ruined at the bottom if it wasn't for safety pinning...

or you could just do this

canny call that actually, nice sneaks in that picture too

there no "plimma's" tho

what about retro reebok pumps?