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  1. AndyStatic

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    No andy static is real, andy is melts brother. I explained the name in another thread

    Andy Martin = STATIC

    dAVE mARTIN = melt

    melt static is the joint b2b dj name

    andy static registered yonks ago, he sometimes lets dave use his log in as daaaaaaaave got banned by hrh m of D
  2. Smog

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    Out of curiosity melt... why do you often refer to yourself in the thirdperson?
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    SOMETIMES:lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. gurnagirl*

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    hi andy its lucy retox are ya coming to see lashes on 9th
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    no offence meant by this, but they are pretty shit names tbf
  6. AndyStatic

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    Lucy this is z-melt speaking

    where you been ?

    How are the twins . What cup size have you got to. I doubt the bra in my cupboard will fit them now.

    As soon as I saw your name I knew it was you.

    Probably sold things to 80% of this board at some time or another Luce

    you lot out there will remember her as the ket fairy

    we know her as Nurse reetox.

    Luce next voyage sets sail Sat 14th Aug. you better be there this time , you are suppossed to work for us.

    Pure filth from Manchester are coming to town
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    yeah just tell the board that she sells stuff to people and is "the ket fairy*

    might aswell have said this girl is a drug dealer
  9. AndyStatic

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    smog , I have hjad an invisible friend since the age of 7

    aaron

    I think melt is alreet. I got the nickname cos I melt everyones brain with me waffle I think that this is rather apt.

    STATIC is static cos he cant answer the phone without it crackling

    the names fit the behaviour .

    who called you aaron ya mam?

    Alreet gurna girl you are class, there will be loadsa people chattin ya up on here now they are insatiable this lot.

    Nurse reetox belongs to the temple of melt

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
  10. AndyStatic

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    AARON

    SHE WAS NEWCASTLES BIGGEST and then realised it was a mugs game and moved to manchester to be a nurse
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    SHOP HER!!!
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    no shit sherlock nothing gets past you......most normal peoplesre given to them by their mum....:dunce:
  13. Smog

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    Thats about the age I realised invisible friends were shite and started playing with my cock ;)
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    15yrs work and arms like popeye. Yer ma would be proud. :lol:
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    lol im sure she is! :D
  16. AndyStatic

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    all raods lead to master of the bation
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    They are wank names like lads, Ask Mark or Rob to change it to, say, The Chuckle Brothers
  18. AndyStatic

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    :up:

    as opposed to mel B which is good or rascist biggot
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    suits ian down to the ground :lol:

    joke ;)
  20. Mel B

    Mel B Newcastle Brown Stand.

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    Bingo. You have won a tea pot. Well done.

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