Eliminate - 24th April

I was expecting a quiet night in boro lol, didn't end up that way.
Felt like shit when i woke up despite not drinking??!

was a top night like!!sorry i missed ya set proudy!!ryan had me head banging on the way home in taxi.....uurrhhh

O'Bir & O'callaghan were quality.

I'm a disgrace.

"My heart is pumping"

LMFAO, totally forgot about this!

(bare with me on this as im just as confused to what happened on Friday night).

Met this Pakistani bloke on the train down to Boro who couldn't read or write & needed us to tell him when we pulled up at Darlo, I obliged so he sits down next to us, he proceeds to tell us that he's flown over to the UK every 9 months to train Racehorses & he can give me big tips... so I gives him my mobile number thinking nothing of it.

Along the journey & rather randomly he decides to gets his foot out of what can only be described as a pair of 'plastic winkle picker dance floor destroyers', revealing what looked & smelled like road kill. He said he suffered a broken foot & asked his mate for pain killers when on a night out a few weeks previous, his mate being the kind Englishman he was stitched the poor Pakistani with 2 Viagra. He then goes on to tell us how he was in a bar trying to order drinks & begun to feel his face go all hot & asked his mate what he'd given him as 'his heart was pumping' (in the traditional accent)....then got a stiffy.

Random I know (this is before we've even had the pleasure of the Boro locals), his accent was totally cracking me up, weirdly he kept hugging me, calling me his younger brother (I know im tanned but... FFS man?). Anyways this scruffy looking bloke who couldn't speak a word of the Queens gets ofo at Darlo, me & willa try to put into context who/what we'd just bumped into, why he got his foot out, why he'd told us about his hard on & why on earth id given him my mobile number all in the space of 30 minutes?

20 minutes later my mobiles rings... it's the Pakistani bloke - fucking stotting, screaming down the phone that im his best mate & need to call him in a few weeks, couldn't believe it HaHa

Nice to meet you mate, those shots were fucking shocking!

immense crack that like

Proper atrocious them, like shoes that lego men wear.

"The black terry mac"

What on earth was in that birds bag of magic tricks?

Have to say that JOC is bang on form at the minute looking forward to the release of his album, proudy your new tune sounded mint aswell, i was on top of the speakers at that point

Aye nice to meet you mick,every time i've been down there i've had a different drink at every visit to the bar, its no the wonder i was a state.

Cheers man

...I seen you on top of the speaker 'giving it up' you smooth cunt. You were also groping some lass that looked like she's just been released from a 5 stretch in Durham.


Geordie Patrick Swayze

Did your teacher not tell you to never judge a book by its cover?


She told me she'd been in there for 20.

Is your ankle ok? it looked like her tag was chaffing when you were grinding behind her.





I looked up when I was playing & it was like a scene out of Roadhouse.

Massive compliment that gary, cheers, probably the most understated cinematic masterpieces of the past three decades......


At the end of the day in the midst of this financial climatic turmoil you have to take the rough with the smooth when it comes to beef curtain.

Road house:

Road face:

There is worse mate - but I'll keep them for a rainy day